We started by having my wife dress up and go to bars. Then after a few drinks I would wander away and they would start hitting on her. Dances led to more drinks, and one night she disappeared and came back two hours later and said this 20 yr old took her outside and drove her to a secluded spot, made out with her for a while and then banged her over the hood of his car. "I'm officially a slut now" she said, and she never looked back.
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