White men masturbate with shrimp? WTF?

Username: perkinsgo Date: 10-11-2011 05:58:49 Mood: horny Music: Stand - Sly & the Family Stone

I just saw this story on the news, and it was really strange. Olivia Munn is this actress I have never heard of, but she looked pretty hot. Half white/half asian. She has a book out that talk about when she first came to Hollywood she fucked this big time produced for a while. All, pretty normal. This is where it gets weird. She claims she walked in on the producer mastrubating with shrimp. She also said his dick was tiny. She never mentions the name. Apparently, this big time producer, who was going to do the Oscars, named Brett Ratner admitted it was him. I do not understand why he would out himself for this stuff. More importantly, what the fuck is shrimp masturbation? I have heard a lot of kinky shit, but no that. Is that something a lot of white men do?

Comments:

wiscobbcslinger
2012-11-03 11:11:31

LMBAO@this!!! Bro, little shrimp dicks and shrimp apparently go together!!! Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Dude was dumb as hell to out himself.......#HollyHood!!!!!!

notact
2011-11-10 20:27:52

I think the explanation was HOLLYWOOD!

geedds
2011-11-11 05:03:13

Yeah it was hollywood. tom out of cruise control can eat whole planets now remember. Also isn't shrimp a slang term for a small white penis?

rookiesatthis
2011-11-15 00:42:32

Speaking from the perspective of a white dude, I have never masturbated with shrimp, nor do I know of anyone who has.

awd102364
2012-03-09 18:05:14

Perk I think that there's too much kinky shit in hollywood,or as some call it hollyweird.