Username: Taurus333 Date: 10-03-2022 18:49:24 Mood: happy Music: Classic Rock Led Zeppelin's Kasmere

  So I took my new motorhome to a huge NASCAR race event.  Got to park in a sweet spot in the infield of the big track. We hadn't seen so many fine ass white women since bike week last year.  We had an assload of long neck beers.  We put up a sign in the RV window "Show Us Your Tits ~ Get A Beer"

. We saw tits of every shape and size. From fried eggs with the yolks busted - to honeydew Mellon's.  Things were going great till this Six foot Six white mountain man with a beard, lifted his cut off sleeve jean jacket and showed off his man tits.  

  We gave that big mother*-+#>! two long necks..and took the sign down.  All in all it proved to be a great venture, We got some great pictures, met two undercover BBC loving white sluts and tag-teamed a 26 year old on the motorhome's King sized bed.  Our next sign will clearly say "LADIES - Show us your tits - get a beer".  Peace

Comments:

Well written and funny as hell!