Username: Taurus333 Date: 18-03-2022 00:40:55 Mood: happy Music: Smooth Jazz Saxophone

   Some of you know I'm a pilot who flys a six passenger twin engine turbo-prop for my company.  For good press and community relations we allow some flightts to be gratis if the passenger's destination is somewhere I'm going to anyway.  Most of the passengers  I fly are white females. (Hey -  don't hate the player ~ Hate the game)

   The mile high club is slang for members who have achieved sexual intercourse in an aircraft.  My female members receive a gift bag from me consisting of: a pink toilet bag ideal for playful nights, flights and weekends away. Contents include three magnum  rubers, panties, mini body wash spray, mini massage oil, lip gloss, travel mirror, stay fresh wipes and mini toothpaste and toothbrush set.

Now don't get me wrong,...I take my flying seriously, and I'm very good at it, but that' s why I have the best auto-pilot on the market. Cause, I'm not just a mile high club member, I'm the local mile high club President.   Hail To The Chief .    Peace.

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