Picky German wife....
 

I am an American, married to an English speaking German blond.
We have done some swinging before, but not IR.
She has no objections- so I was wondering if I could find her some BBC in the Hannover area.
We are D/D free, social smokers, looking for the same.
She is looking for a muscular, hung BBC, who is a gentleman.
I am looking for pictures/video- not for display- privacy guaranteed.
NOT looking for a "bull" or any dominance-types.
Just looking for fun, and trying new things.

you have been member since Jan 2008
 

and it took you until today to try IR as sthg new...hmmm..either your wife is the pickiest bitch on the planet or you suffering from single couple syndrome, Johnny boy

Work.....
 

Had new jobs and knee surgery to deal with for the last 3 years (me).
Is she picky? Yeah. But worth it.

lies.com
 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter excuse than what you just wrote.

read the profile
 

Looks like a lot of mouth breathers who don't know how to read a profile.
You wanna insult us again?, or take your chance with a hot German blond?

I know how to spot fakes
 

and thanks, but no thanks..I do not take chances with women that only exist in your parallel universe.

I am already expecting an elaborate reply how you and wifey are not fakes..well,in that case you might turn to the fabulous mustangalley who will surely love to cam verify you guys on Skype :D

Wow.
You have a serious problem.

next stop: Fake-Town..Johnny-Boy exits
 

..and you skipped the cam verification question again :D

Because my wife doesn't want her face online.
Pussy/tits/ass- no problem.
Face or tattoos- no deal.

Bull shit
 

man give it up you are so full of shit lol she dose not
wan't her face online gtfo you fucking lame your not
fooling any body 9 times out of 10 your a closet
marred gay