LOL, but you seem like you had a good time reciting it. I had soooo much fun in my youth; my brother and I ususally reminisce about the fun we had with girls. Simpler times not even that long ago; females want too much nowadays; kids, marriage, pretty cars, etc, lol.

ephipany
 

Even Einstein cant figure out what women really want - hell im a woman and i keep changing my mind..but maybe we can test out theory's like a science experiment for the greater good :p

I am not insecure, however currently I am helping my niece who is getting bullied in High School for not fitting the Hollywood definition of "ideal body image". She has been massively depressed about it, and very hurt. So currently this is hitting home. I do agree with dirtygirl about society feeding us this, but I'm not the one with the issue. I have a great personal life, great sex life, and I think I look great. But when you see someone you care about hurting because of body image issues, you can't help but get upset. Sorry for biting people's heads off, but it's a touchy issue for me right now

Oh Jedi thats not good
 

That is terrible thing for your niece people are so cruel and nasty
Wish this damn thing called humanity would behave in a humane way.
I was the butt of jokes ( used to get called ethiopian etc because i was a rake) but i dealt with it through humour. But i am quite a strong person. The thing is you cant make people stop bullying but if your niece has body image issues how about building her confidence - not sure if she is big or too skinny but maybe someone to get her healthy and help her with the way she looks if its an issue.
The ideal body image even plays with adult minds believe me .
Get her in with others who are positive people
Good luck and I hope that she is ok above all

I am doing the best I can to help her out, and I think she'll come to term with being on the larger end.

Thanks for your support