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1) Q: What do a cougar lady and an actual cougar animal both have in common? A: The can both get down on all fours.

2) Q: How do you "meat-tendorize" some hot MILF/Cougar ass?
A: Just throw it on the kitchen counter and pound it for 10-15 minutes.

3) Q: Why did the MILF put lipstick on her forehead?
A: She was trying to "make-up" her mind.

4) Q: How does a white MILF like her hot, spicy sausage on July 4th?
A: Lying flat on her back while looking up at the fireworks.

5) Q: What's an American tradition during R&R time?
A: Cookies and MILF

6) Did you know that Sarah Connor is coming out with a new spin-off from The Terminator? The movie is called, "The MILFenator"

7) J.G. Wentworth says, "It's your MILF, you use it when when you need it". And then the customer said, "You're damn right, it's my MILF and I need it NOW!"

8) Q: What is a MILF's favorite snack while at a public place looking at hot, young guys?
A: A hot dog, with mustard/ketchup

9) Q: What is a MILF's favorite candy bar when watching a porn flick?A: Snickers, it really satisfies her.

10) Q: In a MILF's mind, what do KFC and a cream facial both have in common?
A: She thinks they are both "finger-licking good"


11) Q: Why do MILFs wear CFM (Come Fuck Me) shoes?

A: To flirt with the boss at work during the day, to meet interesting guys at the club at night, and to get rammed up the ass in bed after-hours.


12) Q: What do you get when put a whole lot of MILFs in one room?

A: A porn site


13) Q: What do MILFs and steak have in common?

A: You throw them both on a flat surface and "tendorize" them


14) Q: What do you get when you combine Batwoman and a MILF?

A: The Dark MILF


15) Q: When a MILF thinks about the colors black and gold, what comes to her mind first?

A: CFM (Come Fuck Me) Heels