
05-03-2012, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 16
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Jewish Women and Sex
I'm starting to think that Jewish women are to non-Jewish men what black men are to white women. They're intimidating, first of all. If a white woman wanders into a tough bar in a black neighborhood, she might hook up with a guy who looks like Tyrese Gibson, but it's just as likely that some brothas will beat the hell out of her and take her car and money. If you ask a lovely Jewish doctor or businesswoman out on a date, she will look puzzled that someone with your lowly professional status would have the temerity to come on to her. She is articulate enough to emotionally castrate you in two sentences. She has Building Security on speed dial. Fear is the greatest aphrodisiac there is.
But when black men or Jewish women fuck you, you'll remember why you had to find the courage. When they suck your cock, Jewish women focus all of that intelligence and education into making you feel like you've just taken Oxycontin. With her beautiful brown eyes and dark hair, she can look like some legendary succubus from the Old Testament. Even the prominent nose says, "I am not like you. If you want to go back to Kathleen or Mary Ann, then you'd better get the fuck out of here while there's still time".
Anyone (Jewish or otherwise) care to comment?
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