Tree Poisoning & Tea Bagging!
 

What about that one Alabama fan Harvey Updyke who poisoned the tree at Auburn University? Like they say, the nuts don't fall far from the tree at Alabama LOL :p Outside of football, there's just not much to do in Alabama is there LOL! Harvey Updyke meet your new roomie . . . The Alabama Teabagger LOLOLOL :D!!!!

Whats Tea baggin
 

Wth - do u people do with your tea bags

What is Tea Bagging?
 

"The all time classic maneuver of tapping your dong on a chick's forehead (or chin/mouth and even other areas of her body) whilst she is sucking on your balls (i.e., "tea bag"), and uttering the timeless phrase -- "Who's Your Daddy?" LOLOLOL :D!!! Shown below using "dark tea" blends hahahaha ;) Needless to say, tea bagging people without their express consent can get you into legal trouble hehehe! Especially if the target is passed out and another guy :( Tea time! Hahahaha :p!!!

Oh Lordy lord lord.
 

i beg your pardon
 

Well i never know what expect from u lot.
i have my tea white with 2 sugars - no dic on head thanks

I'll just keep quiet about this season. There is always next season. Roll Tide!!

Now the real football begins
 

Real men without sissy padding season is coming and yes i say this. get your guys on our fields and watch them run crying

Your footy according to the thread is filled with girl guide cookie sellers, gator orange hair and sinners.

Its a game chasing a damn beefcake with a ball in his hand being paid ridiculous amounts of Money lol

Fan day anyone
Alley whats that this people do - tailgating or something - hell no

^^^^LOL @ dirtygirl!^^^^ I HATE those damn Ohio State FuckEyes! I hope that Oregon beats the shit out of them! My Penn State beat the Boston Eagles in a bowl game and now I forgot what bowl game it was! I'm having me a redhead moment! LOL! The NCAA ruled that Penn State can play in a post season bowl game! YAY! We are Penn State! Oh and dirtygirl I LOVE me some New Zealand All-Blacks. I used to have a huge crush on Jonah Lomu and sad to say that he retired :-( I love when they do the Haka it's so fucking sexy! I want to learn how to do the Haka too lol. I miss college football on Saturday. Now I'm watching the NFL playoffs. Go Cowboys! Go Ravens! :p

Haka
 

OMG BIBB nothing sexier than a kiwi doing the haka!

Go the all blacks - damn i need to fan my face getting all hot and bothered here

PS - incase u dont know the haka is a traditional ancestral war cry by the maoris

They did it the other day infront of the US Basketball team - which looked like huh? and their called the Tall blacks lmao

u gotta see the aboriginal dreamtime war dance versus the Haka - weeee - put that on u tube

"All black" is NOT all blk
 

The Haka
 

We know what the haka is girl :rolleyes: It's that thing you smoke out of :o Oh yeah wait, that's the HOOKAH hahaha :p Anyhoooo, the haka ain't nuthin' but a step show hahaha :D!!! Don't know what a "step show" is? Then look it up my lady!

Haka Step Show!
 

Well that's what it is . . . see the similarity? Them Kiwis be steppin' booooyyyy LOLOLOL :D!!!!

Hey I happen to smoke the hookah TND I like the apple and the strawberry flavored tobacco. Who wants to smoke the hookah with me?! LOL!:p

Lol y'all in troubleeeee lol.
 

Sorry GF you may punish dirty and I for that one we were the ones that brought up the New Zealand All-Blacks. LOL!:p

obs u wish u could be an all black
 

None of your players would last in a real game because they spent all
their energy on the pregame shit lol

yeah i know i know blacks love dancing

The all blacks would fk u over easy

Oh sis - we have college rugby too only pros get paid and laid

retraction
 

Retract your statement lol

Yep i know u r an all black but u r not an ALL BLACK

Confused y
 

There there now left right left right right left left left
:p

See!
 

I told you! I'm not confused here :) It ain't nuthin' but a STEP SHOW LOL :p! A leeeeft, leeeeeft, leeeeeeft, right, leeeeeeft! Hahaha :D

Mixed Blood
 

I'm not actually "all Black" but part English and part Native American . . . I'm not even really black at all but a nice "well-done" brown hehehe :)

Silly u
 

Awww u not scared of the big maori boys - theyd crush u in 5 secs flat lol


TND - its 50 shades of brown - i like brown not too dark - just a preference of mine

now leeeft leeeft leefftt - going around in circles yet

All browns
 

If u look at them there brown not that purple dark shade

Dont ya worry ur a perfect shade of green

Little green men
 

hmmmm
 

Sick with envy ; )

huh
 

u like it rough lmao
no u r right im crazy:p:

Well guess
 

Penn State Wins Restored
 

The NCAA agreed to restore Joe Paterno's wins making him the winningest coach in college football history. I agree with the decision. As I heard somebody else put it, Penn State the entire institution should not have been penalized for the moral transgressions of Sandusky. Many do not agree, but I feel it was the right thing to do. To restore the wins. Joe Pa didn't do that shit! That was no way to treat a dying old man who had done so much for that state!

The Point
 

That's part of the point . . . what did taking the wins away really do for the victims anyway :rolleyes:? Jo Pa didn't do it, and there's no hard evidence that he knew about it and just looked the other way. Absent any proof, I say leave the man and his legacy alone!

Patriots woohoooo
 

Ohhh obs wanna bet

The Beat Down Process
 

WOOOOOOOOO it's almost that time of year again . . . like LT used to say . . . time to knock some dick loose :)

Okay now I'm a thirsty MOFO!!
 

Alley, LSU is still without a decent QB. The last time LSU did something (won the national title), they had a QB who was one of the best in the college ranks.

LSU has a shot not like the quarterbacks in the SEC are proven. Texas A&M may not win the division but they arengoing to upset some teams at the top...beware Bama and Auburn

Hello hello Mustang GF! I'm here and excited that college football is coming soon! YAY! I wish your LSU Tigers the very best this season. Let's hope that they win the SEC and roll over Alabama. See I said roll?! LOL! I'm excited to see what my Penn State Nittany Lions are going to do this season with my quarterback Christian Hackenburg already into his junior year. I hope that my coach Kirk Franklin can take these kids to the Big 10 championship this year. We shall see though. I can't wait for the season opener! We Are Penn State! Good luck to ALL and may your teams do well and not piss you off this season lol! :D:p

Pre-season Predictions
 

I've been watching some of the preseason programs, and a lot of people are picking LSU to win out in the SEC and go to the football Final Four. PLEASE! I can't wait to see 'um get their asses stomped LOLOLOL!!! That's gonna be some ffffFUNNY shit LOL! And a lot of people's darkhorse team??? Penn State!!! For the championship finals I got Ohio State, Southern Cal, Texas Christian, and Alabama. And my darkhorse team??? Oklahoma!

Disclaimer: TCU could blow it big time early in the season . . . if they do . . . then I disavow all predictions regarding TCU!

Temple 27 Penn State 10
 

That's a wrap! So much for Penn State being a darkhorse to win it all :) Now that was quick :D! At least Miss Alley learned her lesson from the start of last season not to come up in here talkin' a bunch of shit until shit starts to unfold upon the field of battle :p

Bama vs. LSU
 

Miss Alley sho' is bein' miiiiiiighty mighty quiet what with the big game comin' up tomorrow and all . . . .