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Originally Posted by domblaque
The Bath - get dirty, then get clean.
The Kitchen Counter - because sometimes your partner looks like a tasty snack.
The Atmosphere - join the mile high club.
Of the Woods - sneak off the public path for a quickie behind a bush.
Car Seat - there can be something so sexy about the way someone drives.
A Waterfall - you might have a hard time getting frisky directly under the flow of water so get it on under the spray.
Washing Machine - feel the vibrations.
Office Desk - bonus points if you do it on your bosses desk.
Bonnet of a Car - be brave and bonk in a clear view.
Bathroom Sink in a Public Restroom - on a date and can't wait until you get home to strip off? Sneak off and find a private bathroom.
A Blowup Lilo in a Pool - use your imagination.
Back of a Boat - on your next holiday, hire a boat and find a secluded bay.
In a Library - rattle those bookshelves but make sure you do it quietly.
A Balcony - it will feel extra kinky if it has a glass railing.
On a Rooftop - please don't fuck literally on the edge of a rooftop!
Camping on a Mountain - be one with nature and the night animals.
On the Beach by the Waterline - feel the waves lapping over your naked bodies.
The Stairs - it could be in your own home or somewhere public.
On a Ski Lift - remember not to wear a one-piece ski suit.
Sauna/Steam Room - the sweat will literally be dripping off you.
Ski Slope - ski off-piste and have a roll in the snow.
Surfboard - make your own waves.
Sofa - never underestimate the simplicity of shag bent over the arm of a couch.
A Dresser - don't get your clean clothes dirty.
A Canoe - hire a double canoe and test your balancing skills.
Rocking Chair - rock on!
On a Piano - make sweet music together.
Hot Tub - sex will never be hotter!
Mezzanine in a Barn - roll in the hay and do it like animals.
Window Sill - give the neighbours a good show.
Outside a Church Grounds - because sinning is sexy.
On a Swing Set - everyone needs to try swinging at least once in their lives.
Pool Table - any hole is a goal.
A Park Bench - picnics are just too romantic.
A Yoga Mat - think of the positions you can do together.
A Fireplace - you will feel like you are making your own movie.
Ferris Wheel - the rocking and swaying will set the rhythm.
Can you think of any more places to have sex?
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In the bleachers and under bleachers, multiple times. Former high school and college cheerleader.
Drive-in movies, walk in movies, lots of BJ's.
Parked and moving cars.
Public parks
Parking lots, during and after business hours
Pools, hot tubs and sauna's.
Under patio bar at BBQ, while husband was by the pool lol
Ski slope sex, BJ ski gondola.
Beach, daylight, river bank by road daylight.
Elevators, BJ's in stairwells at school
My Office, Husbands Office building, not with him though.
Walk through tunnel BJ young Jamaicans while on vacation
Hotel Balcony hands on rail fully nude, Jamaica
Public hallways or restroom
Fitting rooms, love to shop
Pool tables, pool house
Patio/pool lounge furniture
Boats, houseboat while husband was water skiing
Delivery van, big package, could not resist
Husbands boss in our bed
Husband's co-worker parking garage his building
Valet at restaurant
Under table Head at restaurant
Uber driver
Bar restroom while waiting for husband
Parking lot, my car while waiting to meet husband for dinner
From behind while leaning over counter in antique store
Parties, private and with spectators
My kitchen at house party, daughters BF's friend
Delivery driver, head in entryway
My garage, holiday decorators husband hired, I was looking for ornaments
Painting contractor hired by my husband, he painted my face no charge!
Two bachelorette parties, one was mine
That is most of them...I think
Most infamous I think I might not say here lol