[robroy12]

Dear Wife,
I am divorcing you because everytime I feel like having sex - which amounted to 350 times in the last year, you had these excuses, which I found very much unfair:

1. 84 times you stated "a personal issue."
2. 20 times you told me that there is a crack in the ceiling
3. 57 times that I forgot to take the trash to the dump, a dig boy
4 . 123 times that you were sore
5. and the rest of time "you kept on saying that you preferred Black."

Yours sincerely,

Husband.


Dear Husband

Why would you want to divorce me. Firstly you need to get your hearing checked out.

1. 84 times I had my period
2. 20 times I asked you "you want me on my back or kneeling?"
3. 57 times I said "thrash my rump, you big boy."
4. 127 times I said I wanted "More...."
5. and the rest of the time I said that "I preferred it in the sack." but keep this stupidity up and I will go Black.

Yours sincerely,

Your Wife