Of course I get you dear Alley. I've been punished by ladies who consider themselves professional. Some skilled. Some not.
I'm glad we agree that ANY white boy disrepecting a woman on an i/r site, whether intentional or not, deserves to be given a sound, humiliating strapping for all to see. I'm sure you'd teach me a lesson I'd never forget! Doesn't sound like my ass would be white once you're finished.

And it is really not my idea of "pleasure." I actually fear being strapped or spanked. It hurts & it's humiliating being naked during a beating!! With people laughing at your dick & the welts on your ass/back. But the scenario is so hot I can't resist it sometimes. So in the land of i/r cyber we'll say I've been punished so severely for disrespecting you that I'll not sit comfortably for two weeks or longer. I will not be so quick to disresect you again.
But, in all due respect, I still don't think you'd make a good i/r "Dear Abbey."

I could be wrong. It wouldn't be the first time.