05-15-2013, 09:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteelRat39
I think you may all be going about this the wrong way. Don't count by numbers of dicks, keep track as a unit of distance. For instance, "I've had a foot of black cock", or "I've had a yard of black cock", a quarter mile, and so on. Europeans can use the metric system.
"I've circumnavigated the world" is for advanced practitioners only.
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Lol. Love the way you think!!!! I'm a country girl so maybe I'll use acres. Half acre/whole. Bushels would work too. 
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