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1. In your mind what classifies a pussy as a "good pussy"? Warm? Wet? Fits like a glove? Shape?

We've had this discussion on here before. To me, good pussy looks good and smells good, or at least smells "neutral". And of great importance is the fact that good pussy just "fits". Not necessarily like a glove, but like two parts that were manufactured to fit together. Snap on, snap off . . . THE SNAPPER ! When you've got that "fit" and a brotha knows how to stroke it and that "Heidi" knows how to toss her white ass around you talkin' about a tiiiiiiiiiiime goin' on! She'll milk that dong right off LOL!

2. Do you tell every woman that your with, that her pussy is good/great but it's more out of habit than how you really feel?

I never say it just to be saying it. If the pussy is good then acknowledge that. But, I don't say it out of "habit". By the way, how does a woman feel when a man tells her she has some good pussy? Does it depend on how he says it? Her overall relationship with/to him? What? Do tell.

3. Have you ever lied to your friends about a pussy being bad just so you could keep it all to yourself?

Nope, I've never done that. I'm not the jealous or possessive type. Hell, after I hit it I'll tell 'um all about it cuz I'm off huntin' for NEW pussy. I have lied about a good hor d'oeuvre at a party though so that I can have more for myself to eat

4. What makes for a bad pussy?

First of all, pussy can't be "ugly". Ugly lookin' pussy is unappealing and just not alluring. Lindsay Lohan gotta ugly hootchie. Second, stinky pussy is bad pussy. I dated a bitchin white girl once ('member when white people used to say "bitchiiiiiiiiiin"?)

Anyway, she was fine as fuck. Came over one night and of course we found ourselves in the bedroom soon. I went down to eat her out and a nicca come the fuck up from there and I mean QUICK! White girl's pussy pouch was STANKIN' y'all. WHEW!!! So I just stuck muh pecker up in there and fucked it, which was bad enough as it was

So ugly puzzy . . . stanky puzzy . . . what else? I would also say ssssSLOPPY pussy! Was with a white girl one time who got so wet I literally needed a towel to dry myself off between my legs after I fucked her! I mean I had liquid BEADS o' WOMAN JUICE hangin' in my pubes like morning dew on the leaves! Just GROSS !!!