
01-20-2014, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 64
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Make me part of your destination plans for Southern California
Hey folks, if you're making business or vacation plans to visit Southern California, make sure you give me a couple of weeks notice especially for couples looking for a guy to form a tag team with the husband to satisfy the wife or some black loving for you cuckold couples as the husband takes pictures, video or just watches. Cut that dreaded visit to your toothless mother-in-law short and come and have some real fun. I'm available in all of Orange County and parts of Los Angeles, Riverside and San Bernardino Counties and even Northern San Diego County. Live out your fantasy before you become old, wrinkly and wreaking of Vicks Vapor Rub. First timers or experienced couples are welcome. Come enjoy yourselves in privacy without your nosy ass judgmental neighbors, coworkers or relatives finding out. Services listed on my virtual brochure includes but are not limited to pouncing upon you felines as a black panther, licking the kitty, foot licking provided no visible signs of toe jamm, rimming, role playing, dirty talk, etc. Sorry everyone but I draw the line at beastality unless your pussy is named Rin Tin Tin, rimming if I see tissue residue but small fragments of Charmin are okay or sleeping with a woman with an extra large Adam's apple combined with oversized ankles. Finally, I hate to act like a snob and like my shit doesn't smell but I'm only available on days ending in y. Book me now dammit.
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