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dirtygirl 01-10-2015 10:48 AM

Obi one
 
Im no Jedi

Im Darths little baby so watch it Jabba

dirtygirl 01-10-2015 10:05 PM

Too late
 
Its too late - the light hurts my eyes

I prefer the datk side (pun intended)

dirtygirl 01-12-2015 10:08 AM

boobs for u
 
Awwww u like all sides of me

1. Nasty
2. Happy
3. Cheeky
4. Flirty
5. Bitey
6. Sweetie
7. Dirty

Now pick a damn side

Mustang Alley 01-12-2015 07:56 PM

Wonders
 




What's in the combo pkg?


dirtygirl 01-13-2015 10:50 AM

7 count them not 8
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bbw552rb (Post 70288)
She forgot Moody . Ooops ! Did I type that? Yea, yep I did . Well, just saying, But deep down I think she fun person . I like her.


:D :)


Hi Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!
We did dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our Mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Its what we like to do
It aint no trick
To get rich quick
If ya dig dig dig
With a shovel or a stick
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
From early mornin' til' night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
r
We dig dig diga dig dig

Hi Ho Hi Ho
Its off home from work we go

Now im sleepy xx

dirtygirl 01-14-2015 09:17 AM

aawwwww
 
I dont think a dwarf was ever black lol

U so cute xx

oh wait a sec r u saying ur snow white bahahahahaha

Mustang Alley 01-14-2015 10:58 AM

Whatttttttt??????
 



OBX in snow white drag??? Say it isn't so!!! Jesus, turn my back for 5 min and dirt has you in a dress. SMH. take that damn thing off. ;)




dirtygirl 01-15-2015 07:27 AM

To sir with love
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70333)
Oh Dirt there's plenty of black dwarves they are in the Congo called pygmies :rolleyes: class is back in session.


Ummm when did you become the teacher ???

That is not the dwarf of snow white land - your pygmies are members of a small-statured people native to equatorial Africa. a Negrito of southeastern Asia, or of the Andaman or Philippine islands and they are hunters and gathers geesh not dopey sleepy etc

Sir may i be excused :eek:

dirtygirl 01-15-2015 07:29 AM

modern manners
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70332)
You silly kids are thinking about cartoons while I'm thinking those of the modern mating greeting :D, Hi-ho.

Hi-ho want to grab a coffee :) seems to fit well dont you think?

They got Jamie Foxx, Tyler Perry, and Martin in the dress.... Not I said the fly ;)

You may think that is a modern way of greeting but you try that here and see how far you get :D

I know Alley i like to dress my men up - he would look lovely in pink

Mustang Alley 01-15-2015 08:44 AM

Pink and Blk
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtygirl (Post 70343)

I know Alley i like to dress my men up - he would look lovely in pink




Two of my fav colors. ;) Yes he would. Cum here OBX and let's find out. :D :p;)



Mustang Alley 01-15-2015 02:50 PM




Oh my bad. I wasn't talking about the dress anymore. Just the colors blk IN pink. ;)




Mustang Alley 01-16-2015 12:29 AM

Zoom over his head. *facepalm
 



Guess my school and mind are in the gutter... If ya need me I'll be across the tracks on the fun side of town. :p




dirtygirl 01-16-2015 09:14 AM

Strueth
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70348)
Hi-ho I mean.... I mean Good' Day Mate. lol What is the Oz matting call? Huh dirty the anthropology expert lol. :confused:

I like wearing black, only wears a bit of pink mainly on breast cancer awareness month lol.

:mad: Not wearing a dress Alley grrr

Fair Dinkum Dirt:D

Fair dinkum - do you know what that even means
I love black - wear lots of it
I dont wear pink uugghhh so girly
Y you would look so purdy in a frock lol
Alley can lend u her booties

dirtygirl 01-16-2015 09:32 AM

Gifted
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70352)
All is forgiven Alley, I see we have a quick study with Dirty no you can't be excused I'm moving to you advanced placement :).

I surpassed advanced placement years ago.

There is no catergory or label for me - just ask Hawking my nemisis

dirtygirl 01-19-2015 10:44 AM

What hair daddy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70381)
Alley you seem bound to hang out with the wrong crowd :mad: I'm disappointed in you.Come back home this instance or else you'll be sorry.Heaven knows what "fun" you're looking for across town :confused

you need to keep a better eye on your sis? How long have you noticed her going across town? Raising you two is causing me to loose all my hair :rolleyes:

Hmmmm arent u daddy or is that only in the bedroom
who said i was the responsible one
I been busy buried in books studying the courting rituals of humans - fascinating
\Did u know that
Dyngus Day - In this post-Lent festival, boys and girls douse those they liked with water or perfume. Aside from that, the boys also gently whip the girls they fancy with pussy willows. Roots of this Slavic festival can be traced back to pre-Christian times, where the dousing and whipping signified cleansing and renewal. kinky

dirtygirl 01-28-2015 11:31 AM

Click
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70512)
Hmm well for now it's only in the bedroom dirty, ;) please come in and shut the door behind you hehe.

Time for a pop quiz and hand's on demonstration of what you've been learning in these books of advanced mating rituals :D

So is that where the term came from pussy whipped haha? Funny stuff

Finally i get u to myself.....
I bet you would love a whipping or two ....want me to kiss it better:p

Mustang Alley 01-28-2015 07:56 PM

Well now whips?
 




I'm shocked!!! :eek: Lol. Dirt breaking out the leather??? DAMN!!!



dirtygirl 01-28-2015 09:44 PM

Cat
 
Why so shocked

Cat of nine tails is fun

Fun fr the person thats dishing it out that is :p

Mustang Alley 01-29-2015 12:59 AM

Popcorn get your popcorn
 




PeaNUTS. I'm just gonna watch watch and sale tickets. :p


dirtygirl 01-29-2015 02:47 AM

Dish away
 
Hmmmm you gonna dish out dessert too while you at

Trust Alley to get ringside seats - smdh the perve

ablkgent 01-29-2015 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang Alley (Post 70646)




PeaNUTS. I'm just gonna watch watch and sale tickets. :p


Hell, I may buy a ticket for that one LOL

Mustang Alley 01-29-2015 06:45 AM

Too late***. Already making bank on tix sales
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70651)
Wait Alley is trying to cuck us dirty :confused: lol only participants no watchers lol house rules





Just peeps watching. There's a bigggg difference. :p. I'll split the profits with ya. :D


Mustang Alley 01-29-2015 06:48 AM

Woot woot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ablkgent (Post 70652)
Hell, I may buy a ticket for that one LOL






Sold another tix. ===


:D




Mustang Alley 01-31-2015 05:12 PM

Well that's a given
 




What's mine is sis's too. :) so that automatic.






dirtygirl 02-01-2015 04:32 AM

Greedy little ones arent ya
 
Well well i see that we have sideshow bob and his cohorts in auto alley here


Roll up roll up gat your tix and popcorn for the main freak show ( cues circus music)

dirtygirl 02-02-2015 01:00 PM

Side show alley
 
You and Alley are performing

Ill get the takings and buy snacks

Im not really one for sharing

Mustang Alley 02-03-2015 03:36 PM

Huh? Don't twist
 



Who said anything about sharing the dic? :rolleyes: This is/was a ticket and snack profit adventure only. Lord knows you've preformed many times for free :p in chat sooooo might as well sale some tickets, popcorn and peanuts. Geesh

*grumbles Never mentioned anything about wanting/sharing the dic. :rolleyes:



Grrrrrr THATS IT!!!! I'm done with this TWO ring circus. YALL TAKE TOO DAMN LONG TO PERFORM!!!! Customers wanting their money back and the popcorn went stale.

*throws hands in the air. Done done DONE!!!!




Mustang Alley 02-04-2015 04:15 AM

Wth?!?
 




....... The wheels on the bus go round and round. ......
Now why in the world would you be laying under a bus? Hmmm? I wouldn't run over you but Jesus don't lay under the bus. Meaning DON'T crawl under there. :p





dirtygirl 02-04-2015 10:02 AM

Toot toot
 
Toot Toot

Yes its that time of year again where we fill a bus full of our favorite "Clowns" and head out to take over a place and party the night away.

And Im driving you two to the looney farm and making some money on the side.

Tee Hee

dirtygirl 02-05-2015 10:20 AM

aawwww love u Obs
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 70789)
Thrown under the bus by Alley left by the side of the road by dirt as she speeds on by with the convertible top down.... just wow :(

Read my post again im taking u with me ( and alley too -) you big clown all the way to that special place - they havea lopvely new coat for you:D Cue evil laugh

turtles 02-05-2015 10:21 AM

special place happens to be my torture house

Mustang Alley 02-05-2015 06:43 PM

A muck, a muck, a muck
 



Yay. *runs nakey in the mucky waters with my turtle. <3 Life is good!!! :D :p



juicyblack 02-06-2015 04:22 AM

Just here
 
I'm just here so I won't get fined... And the popcorn.

dirtygirl 02-06-2015 12:16 PM

Patriots woohoooo
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by juicyblack (Post 70823)
I'm just here so I won't get fined... And the popcorn.

Awwwww now its ok u aint worth much losing seahawk fan

dirtygirl 02-06-2015 12:17 PM

What u HIV positive
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by XRumerTest (Post 70824)
Hello. And Bye.


What u HIV positive or something with ur testing

Mustang Alley 02-07-2015 11:34 AM

Haha dirt.
 



He's he's like a little spam pet. Following us from post to post. We should give him a name. :p




Mustang Alley 02-07-2015 08:38 PM

Obxxxxxx
 




Oh that was baddddd :( what did turtle ever do to you???


Onnnnnnn
Second thought don't answer that. lol. Still bad tho. GRRR spanking time!!! :D


Mustang Alley 02-07-2015 08:51 PM

Family rate.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by juicyblack (Post 70823)
I'm just here so I won't get fined... And the popcorn.



Don't recall tho if you're dirts hubby or the father of her kids, oh well either way free popcorn. :D :p


juicyblack 02-08-2015 03:25 AM

Giddy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang Alley (Post 70872)


Don't recall tho if you're dirts hubby or the father of her kids, oh well either way free popcorn. :D :p


I'm her hub and the father of them hippy kids. Dirt and I be going at it like Rabbitohs in zee bed.

Mustang Alley 02-08-2015 07:35 AM

Ahhhhh so It's both.
 




Well then ya might wanna have a talk with OBX. He's trying to run away with your woman/mother to your "hippy kids" :p

"Rabbitohs" niceeeee play on words. :p



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