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Sup sexy?
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Ya don't say ?? Lol. 💋 |
Sad face 😢
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I know. Buttttt. Lol. *wink* |
Gum will get in my pubes
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Lol sleep posting? Random thoughts?
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OBX is gonna wake up soon and be like WTH? TURT!! Lol Lol wonder why you choose OBX thread to talk about your pubes??? Lol. Hmm wonders if you were sleep posting but yet you seemed alert. I bet you thought you were in the BJ thread. 😊 Hmm guess OBX should feel special. Lol. I'm sure he will disagree. ~~~~~~~~ Told ya already I'm gonna shave ya!!! |
Lol @ hairy turtle.
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Lol, sorry about that. I think he followed me in. :p *takes* my hairy turtle and goes back to the sandbox. Gonna shave his ass when we get home!! :D |
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l Lol, you're just jelly (Jealous) of my turtle. Lol. I still have love for ya. ;). Meet me at the firing range. 💋 |
Awww babe.
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I'm sorry. Ya want me to pimp ya??? :p Hmm *fingers crossed, behind my back* I swear I didn't mean to kill your thread. *innocent look* Lol. But look at all the fakes I saved you from. 💋 You owe me, BARTERS FOR SEX. Lol. Notice how I turned that around? :D Start a new thread and I promise, mums the word. *wink* |
lol, why look for women when turtles sales them on the street corner for the cost of a double cheese burger and medium fries
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Hides Big Turtle Daddy
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Under my bed. :p Besides I would hate for Turt to hurt ya with his bare hands. ;) 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Okay okay IOU a night of freaky sex for killing your thread. Lol. Geesh. :rolleyes: Just print the coupon, make sure you use it b4 it expires at midnight tonight. :D Smooches 💋 |
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But there is a strong NO EXPIRATION coupon policy. :p. . And don't be tryin to photo shop a new I.ou. :p. Ill have to ask permission from my turtle daddy, see if it's okay if I accept your EXPIRED IOU. 💋 |
That's
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Turtle 🐢Time. 24/7. 😊 Can't help it. He's so sexy cute. Umm did I say that already? Lol. just a girl with her turtle. 🐢 |
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the turtle daddies belly is now full |
Make an appt.
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Poor thing. I think you need to see a doctor. Ever since you started this thread you've been complaining of being sick. |
They call me Dr Love. Haha now
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That song is stuck in my head. But turtle rocks me to sleep almost every night. Did I mention how sexy cute he is? :p lol. Alright alright all kidding aside. Make an appointment. Cum in let me see if I can make you all better. 💋 |
Okay okay now that the BB game is over
Can you change your avatar? That pic ( no disrespect, well little disrespect lol) reminds me of a nut sac hanging down through a ball cuff/ball ring. Wonders who the hell designed that image and who the hell approved it? Even on their court. All I could focus on was that big nut just hanging there. |
Obx
Just remember when your reading the above ^ comment that I wub ya. 💋 |
Just remember
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That all appointment changes must be made 24 hours in advance of appointment time. :D If not then you will still be billed/charged for that appointment time. Lol that sounded hookerish lol. Smooches. 💋 For OBX and my 🐢 turtle. |
OVERCHARGES/BARTERS for turtle payment.
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Will accept all forms of 🐢 Turtle payment. 😈 |
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Weeeee we're going to Disney World!! :o. I can only imagine *while touching myself* lol what it would be like to have both y'all together. Ummm I mean have both y'all in the same town. Yea yea that's what I mean. :p |
Gonna keep my eyes on you!!
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Make sure that you don't toss my 🐢 turtle in the middle of the highway!!! |
I shall carry him safely to the other side. |
turtles are portable, im like a 15 inch didlo in her purse
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turtels lay eggs everywhere that would be impossible
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*opens* arms
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Now OBX, you know that Gulf Stream will bring him straight to me. :D |
Taste the Rainbow
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My poor turtle. Everyone wants him lost at sea but I'm not worried as he always finds his way back to me. Our bond is strong. Magical, like unicorns and Skittle rainbows. 🌈 |
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So that's where he gets all those skittles from!?!? :eek: |
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Guess that means that I've been tainted by turtle. :p Probably means ya don't want me anymore. :p. |
Hey, wait just a darn minute.
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"Lil Lady" is another ili member. Are you sure you know who your talking to? :p you been in that Fl sun wayyyy too long. Lol. Go drink some fluids. :D |
Not gonna
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Lie, you took my breath away with that post. Had to fall back and regroup. Lol. *catches breath* |
Turtles just made this thread famous
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Wild horses, turtles and beaches OH MY!!!! It was destiny
That our paths would cross. Even tho it all started with a lost hairy 🐢 turtle. Lol Smooches for OBX ~ yes. I'm taking notes. ;). Snaps turtle on the back of that sexy shell of his, that's my "shine" give it back. Lol. |
you must ask for permission for shine back
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I'll shine his long as he buffs mine. :D |
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My ass shell. :p |
Turtle head
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With a turtle neck? Lol , why yes I have. :D |
Hmmm
Wonders is if we're talking about the same thing?? Lol. Come whisper in my ear. :) |
i have no turtle neck im smooth
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Lol
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First thought he meant in general , then guess he was speaking about you or maybe a sweater? I'm lost. Lol. Yes my turtle daddy is smoothhhhh |
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