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Mustang Alley 04-11-2014 09:20 AM

4 seasons.
 
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Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63024)
Oh since you 2 are now back in heat with each other being springtime and all lol :p, you need to bring some of that vibrant life and energy into chat cause it's deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Turt time to dust off your book of dry jokes and insane remarks that nobody understands lol chat needs you to wake up lmao




Any season is "in heat session" with us. Lol.

Lol well now what ya think we've been doing in the sandbox? Ahhh winter time well spent. ;)

~~~ peeked until chat tonight 4am lol laugh but don't laugh. Hey you know my schedule. :p anyhow. It was DOA!!! Was expecting tumbleweeds to roll through. :(

Awe thanks for the luv. Muah 💋




Mustang Alley 04-12-2014 04:00 AM

Busted...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63041)
Oh Alley nice tale Turt was sleep and you were knitting all winter lol making turtle egg warmers lol. Yea it's sad to see how bad things have gotten in chat I miss the good ol days:confused:

http://i61.tinypic.com/2j44m7o.jpg




Hey, Gotta keep our turtle babies warm. ;)



Mustang Alley 04-12-2014 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63057)
Wow over 8,000 views to this thread and not one female in Orlando lol. Looks like we have the lead for second place by a long shot. We'd probably be first if we didn't have a slow turtle on the team lol.:p good thing Mustangs are fast




Not one woman? That's crazy!!'

Okay maybe the lead will cum faster if I switch positions with turtle, let him ride me for a bit instead of me riding him. Might help too if I face backwards for a bit. :p



turtles 04-12-2014 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang Alley (Post 63061)



Not one woman? That's crazy!!'

Okay maybe the lead will cum faster if I switch positions with turtle, let him ride me for a bit instead of me riding him. Might help too if I face backwards for a bit. :p




you will be looking the like the exorcist girl, if you face turns backwards lol

Mustang Alley 04-12-2014 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63041)
Yea it's sad to see how bad things have gotten in chat I miss the good ol days:confused:




Missed you in chat last night. I drug turtle in my his ear. :p




Mustang Alley 04-12-2014 10:14 AM

*slaps forehead*
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by turtles (Post 63068)
you will be looking the like the exorcist girl, if you face turns backwards lol





KIDS!!! smh. :rolleyes: lol


Mustang Alley 04-13-2014 03:27 AM

I found her.
 



http://www.iloveinterracial.com/foru...-gangbang.html <---- there's one, she's just in wrong thread. Lol. Jump up and down so she can see you. :p

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"BF4?" Sure why not bc my turtle is awesome at everything. ;) FYI had to ask Goku what that even was. Lol.



goku714 04-13-2014 03:44 AM

lol
 
@ mustang want to be my b-day date ;)

Mustang Alley 04-13-2014 03:52 AM

Awe sure.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by goku714 (Post 63082)
@ mustang want to be my b-day date ;)




Where ya wanna go? Can I bring my turtle along? ;)


Happy Birthday Go!!


Mustang Alley 04-14-2014 04:26 PM

Confused.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63105)
Oh and that one chick you were talking about I'm 99% sure it's a fake. They claim to live real close to Orlando. They are over 3.5 hours drive away that was yesterday today they are living in South Carolina :rolleyes: fakes smh






Hmmm that is strange!! My comment was based on this thread ~~~> http://www.iloveinterracial.com/foru...html#post62642 Guessing that LVBM (he's verified) saw that post. Then again he didn't comment. *scratches* head. Yep a little more "digging".. Plus the location thing.

Hey. I'll just ask them to get verified. ;) put an end to the wondering.


Mustang Alley 04-14-2014 08:07 PM

Honk honk
 




Bc geese honk. :p.


My Dear Watson~~~
~~~~ the mystery is afoot!!!



Mustang Alley 04-14-2014 10:28 PM

Well silly
 



Because I look damn sexy smoking a pipe. ;) lol it's like calling shotgun and I called it first. :p. BESIDES, I let you play Wonder Woman last time when we played Wonder Woman and Batman. Even let you borrow my lasso.

Geesh you can call the next one but for now I'm Holmes DAMN IT!! Lol




Mustang Alley 04-15-2014 08:31 AM

Love me some Alice.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63139)
I see you've been watching too much mainstream media. You're plugged into that garbage of the feminization of the male smh. The red boots and red mini belong on your ass not mine :rolleyes: are you still in hybernation mode? Wake up Alice!!! You're not in wonderland anymore time to come out of your lsd induced stupor lol:D




Hmm seem to recall a wonderland thread. Fun fun.

K back to the topic at hand.

While you were trying to decide which knickers to wear, I was out pounding the pavement and solving the question at hand. Now I know that you're gonna squawk about it buttttt my verified source said that indeed they are real. :p Should have bet you $. lol. Now pass me my damn pipe. Mama HOLMES gonna relax. :-)




goku714 04-15-2014 11:40 AM

you sure can mustang :)

turtles 04-16-2014 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang Alley (Post 63138)



Because I look damn sexy smoking a pipe. ;) lol it's like calling shotgun and I called it first. :p. BESIDES, I let you play Wonder Woman last time when we played Wonder Woman and Batman. Even let you borrow my lasso.

Geesh you can call the next one but for now I'm Holmes DAMN IT!! Lol





who is holmes? lol

Mustang Alley 04-16-2014 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63141)
This little literary nugget made me think of your lover turtle lol

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”




Honestly, Turtle is my Mad Hatter. ❤️ So random and always making me laugh.



turtles 04-16-2014 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang Alley (Post 63186)



Honestly, Turtle is my Mad Hatter. ❤️ So random and always making me laugh.



your my cum load

Mustang Alley 04-16-2014 09:24 AM

Lol seeeeeee
 



RANDOM!!! Lol.




Mustang Alley 04-16-2014 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63158)
Pounding the pavement eh, I'd like to be pounding something else right about now :D. Ok well job well done in cracking the case Holmes. On to the next. Either way that wouldn't have worked for me because she doesn't play alone. There's a director in the background barking out orders lol.:rolleyes:




Yep I noticed the directing.



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Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63159)
Ok Holmes since you have been energized in cracking the kitty case, our next assignment is to find a woman in ili located in central florida for one on one fun lol.




Now if I agree to take on this kitty quest, what's in it for me??? I've gotta get something out of all that leg work. You get the kitty and and I get??????



Mustang Alley 04-16-2014 06:46 PM





Lol @ Irene. My Turtle Irene. :p



Mustang Alley 04-17-2014 06:22 PM

Rolling rolling
 




Haven't forgotten how ya roll. :p that cat case is closed!!

Now do I want to take on the challenge of finding you another kitty kitty. That my dear Watson is the topic at hand. Hmm might be kinda fun, searching for your lost kitty. I'm intrigued. Lol.

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Yea my TMNT gives me plenty. So much in fact I have leftovers. Keep them in the fridge till needed. :p I wasn't referring to the big O.




surfkitty 04-17-2014 10:36 PM

wow! I sure feel welcome :( The guy "barking" orders is my best friend and camera man, who ONLY holds the camera. I get nervous and tend to over think things. My insecurities can inhibit me. His "barking" helps keep me in the moment and not worry if I am too old or have a blemish on my ass....

If you weren't interested you could have ignored me instead of talking about me like I'm not here.
Best of luck on your Orlando GB.
xo-Kitty

Mustang Alley 04-17-2014 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfkitty (Post 63242)
wow! I sure feel welcome :( The guy "barking" orders is my best friend and camera man, who ONLY holds the camera. I get nervous and tend to over think things. My insecurities can inhibit me. His "barking" helps keep me in the moment and not worry if I am too old or have a blemish on my ass....

If you weren't interested you could have ignored me instead of talking about me like I'm not here.
Best of luck on your Orlando GB.
xo-Kitty




It's okay kitty. OBX is a one on one type guy. OBX is really a nice guy he just likes it one on one is all. I had forgotten that when I suggested that he say hey to you. My bad. First he thought you were a fake. Got that all straightened out. Lol.
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I'm totally laughing about blemish or too old bc you're NEITHER!!!



Mustang Alley 04-19-2014 06:49 AM

*puts* down saucer of warm milk
 





Hope it calms the angry kitty.

~~~~~~~~~
Turtle Daddy privacy invasion.

OBX!!! Are you still spying on us when we're out and about? Now you know how my turtle daddy likes his privacy.

Gotta admit tho, picture sure is too CUTE!!! Okay it's funny as hell!!



Mustang Alley 04-20-2014 06:57 AM





True true he does leave a trail but that's just from Turtzilla dragging the ground when he walks. :p



Yep. After the holidays. I'm on the hunt for you some local loving.



turtles 04-21-2014 10:07 AM

when turtles walks the ground shakes, the earth core rattles, the inner lave shuffles, through the
presence of turtzilla carving the earth like it, carves like potato . Mustang's juices rattle like two cats fighting for a ball under a table, with a jar of kool aid on top. let the mockery of a king not become in vain,as reality sets, one shall realize the worship of a king and its inspiration from its footprints, shall pass through the veins of the mortal. this day forward turtles shall be worship as well as the wrath of turtzilla that runs through mouths like a race car.

Mustang Alley 04-22-2014 02:58 AM





And if I find that all elusive Orlando kitty?



Mustang Alley 04-22-2014 04:20 PM

Freak much?
 



Damn you have everyone out searching for puss for you. Would have thought you had better taste than "big foot" but to each his own. Now you do know that big foot is gonna be ahhhh natural down below. Bushy bushy.


Sex with Nessy, would that be considered water sports? :p




Mustang Alley 04-22-2014 04:22 PM

Rattle rattle
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by turtles (Post 63364)
when turtles walks the ground shakes, the earth core rattles, the inner lave shuffles, through the
presence of turtzilla carving the earth like it, carves like potato . Mustang's juices rattle like two cats fighting for a ball under a table, with a jar of kool aid on top. let the mockery of a king not become in vain,as reality sets, one shall realize the worship of a king and its inspiration from its footprints, shall pass through the veins of the mortal. this day forward turtles shall be worship as well as the wrath of turtzilla that runs through mouths like a race car.





Lol. My own personal Dr Zuess. Muah luvs my TD!!



Mustang Alley 04-22-2014 05:47 PM

Haha
 




Did ya just notice that? Ha guess that makes us both freaks. Haha.


Ya still gotta tell me what it is that I get if I find you some kitty. Wanna know what's in it for meeeeee. Go ahead feel free to promise me the moon. :p


Mustang Alley 04-25-2014 03:36 PM

Umm busted.
 






Blames Turtle!!!


Okay~~~ I'll accept this quest but at the end there better be lots of extended game play and fan fare. Not just a crappy "thanks for playing, the end" Lol. I want waterfalls and gushes. ;) a ticker tape parade and shit like that. :p


Mustang Alley 04-25-2014 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63534)
Waterfalls and gushes?? Sounds like squirting to me I don't know what goes on behind closed doors with you and turtle lol. You will be rewarded for your efforts :p



"Squirting" you would know all about that. ;) also what happens behind our sandbox walls is like VEGAS baby!!! :p

Mustang Alley 04-26-2014 08:31 AM

*sings* Squirting in the sand.
 
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Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63575)
Yes I know a thing or two about squirting :D lol are turtles good at keeping secrets lol?






My turtle is awesome at helping me create and keep secrets. Only cost me ONE Cookie a day. lol.





Mustang Alley 04-27-2014 03:33 PM

Looks like we made it. *sings* Manilow
 





Looks like we made it. MUAH!!! 💋

I would like to thank. :p lol same it's a no go without you and turtle of course.

Thanks for sharing your time here with me. More smooches. ;)


Mustang Alley 04-27-2014 03:34 PM





Congrats on graduating. My wittle OBX is growing up. :)




Mustang Alley 04-29-2014 02:22 AM

Accepting the challenge.
 



Shhhhh, I'm trying to work here. :p


Totally intrigued gonna see if I can pull off what you've been trying to do for years now. :p

Gonna need a little elbow room to work this magic. :p


Mustang Alley 04-29-2014 09:55 PM




Haha I mean from here. :p



Mustang Alley 04-29-2014 11:11 PM





Maybe maybe not. Either way I'm gonna keep my toes in the sand *wiggles* for as long as it takes. Ya might be stuck with me for awhile. :p


Mustang Alley 04-30-2014 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63729)
Well I'd rather be stuck with you than a fake ;)





Stick me baby. Oops mean stick with me. :p



Mustang Alley 05-01-2014 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obx! (Post 63755)
I would be sticking you but we had schedules that weren't compatible :(




Schedules change, can I bring my turtle?





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