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Leave my turtle in the car? :eek: I would be so sad :(and he would be so pissed. Lol. Besides he would just chew thru the door and come lookin for us. Smh and finger at YOU. SHAME on you. :( |
Do yall know how much i even lift?
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I have a pretty good idea of how much. ;) |
U see my bank account?
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Fat wallet? Is it nice and think? Now all the fakes gonna be after my turtle daddy's wallet. |
wallet contains a trap for those that wanna jump
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i only have one so better get on fast
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Random Turtle.
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Totally OT but that's why you make my heart flutter. lol. :D ~~~~~~~~~~~ Yes yes the hunt. Seems to all of a sudden be a flood of FL postings. Kinda odd, don't ya think? |
FL temps
Must be!!! So much BS, I'm about ready to get my waders on. It's crazy and whatever ya do don't ask if they're cam verified. LMAO!!! That's when the crazies go postal. :rolleyes: *waves* at the postal peeps. Well I'm glad that spring and early summer has arrived. Makes turtles hot blooded. :D |
Sweet OBX
Thanks for making my heart smile. Always luv for my OBX!! Now what time is dinner? I'm wanting lobster!! ;). Thanks for being such a sweetheart and being there for me. Thanks for the wishes. Muah!!! |
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Lobster or dis dick? |
I'm greedy
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I'll take both!!! ;) |
Forever and Ever
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I'm gonna hold you to that!! 💋 |
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Yea looks like my turtle finally came out of hibernation. He keeps humping my foot. :p |
Hours and hours long. Oops didn't know that you had replied. I'm sorry. Muah. |
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Ummm don't think so. *reads* again. I said turtle was finally awake and humping my foot then you said that must be a long experiences and agreed with hours and hours long. Then I apologized for taking so long to reply. Then somewhere you got lost. Lol. There there big stronger man it will be okay. :p Here, take my hand. :p |
Maybe it wAs me who was lost? Who the hell is lost??? Lol. Well come find me then damnit!! |
Scary.
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Oh but it's scary in chat. Grown ass blk men always showering and wanting to show off nakey body parts. My poor virgin eyes. |
Squeaky clean
Clean enough to eat off of!!! ;) |
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u can eat off my dick |
But Baby
it's so hot outside and I invited him to our BBQ. I promise to fight the urge to eat food off his dic.(least when nobody is looking) TURTLE!!! :rolleyes: :p |
Hell on earth
Just returned from HELL!! People flipping crazy to live in a desert. I've gotta have trees and grass and moisture!!! Plus my turtle has to have green grass to roll around in. Muah 💋 |
I've gotta have it wet. :p. they can keep that dry leathery life. Besides we can find other ways to pass the heat of the day. *winky* |
No thanks
I don't care for Mexican or Italian food. :(. So gonna have to find something else to eat. You can cook for me. Lol :p |
No allergies. Just don't like. Icky eww
Very selective kitty!!!! But then again you already knew that. :p |
Vip
Mr VIP right this way. |
Happy Birthday.
Do you realize this thread is a year old? Where did the time go??! :eek: Wanna shoot for 2? Lol |
Series Canceled
Wait what??? You wanna kill the horse off but I thought you wanted to ride the horse? You send confusing messages sir!! Sigh poor dead horsey. :( life is so unfair. One minute you're celebrating a birthday next you're dead. :( *cries* I need a shoulder to cry on. |
Sure go ahead.. blame it on the blk man.. lol :p now if you ask turt, he says he made it famous. wonders which one is it? |
Sigh. OBX finally said goodbye to ili. :( Another one lost from the site. :( |
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Do you have Skype? I can help you with that. . :-). Getting cam verified only takes a few minutes. |
too bad he hated me :( He was cute.
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Well
i was going to say i am from orlando but this room is tuff....
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Have to agree with you kitty. He's deff handsome!!! Yea he strong In his ways that's for sure. Lol. But I've known him for a couple of years now so I know him past that GRRR surface. Lol. It's cool still have contact with him he's just no longer on the site. Yea. Y'all were like fire and water lol. |
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Lol scared? |
no. just horny
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omg *does a double take Omg OMG
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Is it really you? Did you come back???? Awe and I missed you too!!! Since you left I hardly look in this section that's why I didn't notice your reply. Yayyyyyy you're backkkkkkk. <3 Already told Dirt lol |
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Yes always missed!!! When you left the thread lost all/most your comments, looked like I was talking to myself lol. Hmmm nothings changed I'm still me, myself and turtle. lol. |
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Yea I saw that on your profile I was confused. Hey Host prob just gave it back to you since your other profile was on the list. Did you use the same email to rejoin with? Either way you logged those hours!! Lol |
Glitch?
Guess ya just get half of it back. :p oh but hey tho Check it out tho, I can click your profile and the link works before last time it would always go to another profile so at least that's fixed!!! |
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