Question for the Ladies - What is the sexiest or funniest pick-up line a guy gave you
 

What is the sexiest or funniest pick-up line a guy used that actually worked to peak your interest and lead to sex?

Mine was, Hubby and I attended a social mixer cocktail hour the night before one of his banking conferences. I can't remember what we were arguing about, but we were getting pretty heated. A chubby white guy that neither of us knew approached us. Apparently he felt that we needed to take it down a notch. Finally he said, "If you really want to piss him off, fuck a fat guy." I just looked at Bob the steam was rolling out of my ears. Bob just said,, "What the hell, if he has a wife to share with me then go for it!" The man returned in 2 minutes with a gorgeous wife and it was on! And believe me that fat guy's cock was well worth the ride! :)

A guy approached me in a bar and said," There's no use me telling you you're hot. You know that. But the way you're dressed and showing off those gorgeous breasts, I know you love making men hard. With me you've already accomplished your goal, the question is, will you help a guy out?" He was so direct I helped us both out.

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I had a guy tell me that if men collected women like collectibles, that I would be a very valuable centerpiece to his collection..

I was 16 and waiting for the school bus after school. a guy walked up to me and said, I want that pussy". needless to say he gave me a ride home and got what he wanted.