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Originally Posted by normcouple00
Would the sight and grabbing a BBC turn on a white wife who has never tried a 8+" cock?
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What a question... of course it would, it's elementary my dear Watson.
White wives married to white males are all brainless beings without any feelings of honor, pride, self-respect, dignity, or any other feeling for that matter. They are a very peculiar breed of the human female, they only live to satisfy their primal insticts and most base necessities - the 4x2 Cs. Before coming to know their first BBC, the white wife of a white male will live for the following 4 Cs - Country Club and Credit Card. Once they have been introduced to the power of the BBC (no, not the British Broadcasting Corporation where the Beatles appeared live) they will only live for the second set of 4 Cs - Cock, Cock, Cock and Cook.
Once a white wife to a white male catches sight of a BBC she can no longer help herself, it's her genetic predisposition that kicks in. She must grab that 20,5+ cm black mamba. It doesn't matter what the cock is attached to.
Wether the cock is attached to a 1m30 midget, or a 2m10 hunk. Wether it is attached at all to a black man, or is a dark black cock attached to a milky white man. It doesn't matter if it is a man with manners, or an illiterate fool. It could be attached to the sexy likes of a man like Will Smith, or it could be a fat, unwashed slob, who is to lazy to even get up to scratch his own buttocks (in that case the white wife of the white man, will happily put all her weight against him, to roll him over to the side, and scratch the buttocks).
All this does not matter - all that matters is that it is a black cock, since all black cocks are big.
The situation with white wives of white men going crazy when seeing a BBC is creating problems all over the world. In many Sexy-Shops around the globe, the aisles selling dildos and vibrators are cordoned off and not accessible to the wives of white men.
A gigantic Samoan Security Guard is usually placed in front of it, and when he sees a white woman with a wedding band he asks her:
"My fair Madam, I must ask of you a simple question - are you married to a white husband?"
Should the answer be yes, she is not allowed to shop in that aisle, as the sight of those big colored shlongs would drive her crazy and create quite a scene.
What would happen if she were married to a fellow white woman is unknown.
Unfortunately other groups are creating problems too, getting turned on by certain products, and are not always so easy to spot as the wife of a white man is. So, those pea-green colored shlongs of vulcanized rubber attract Trekkies believing them to be replica-cocks of Vulcans. Also that blood-red vibrator with clit stimulator and love-knobs is believed by the same group to be a Klingon Cock, and they also can create quite a scene.
It is rumored lately that another blood-red dildo, with glitter that glitters nicely when placed into sunlight - attracts groups of barely-legal teens who believe it to come straight out of some strange book/film series apparently called "Twilight".
Groups can be seen giggling in the Anal Plugs section, when they discover the small white-skin colored plugs, and compare them to the LWCs, finding that even the smallest butt-plug, is still larger than the weenie of the white husband.
It is furhter rumored that the white wife of, white male, Rocco "The Italian Stallion" Siffredi upon seeing her first BBC exclaimed:
"This is BBC? It is a Beautiful Black Cock. A wonderful, cock, not like my husbands. This black cock is so small and beautiful, finally a cock that will not tear my ass up every time he buttfucks me, like it happens with Rocco's"
[NB - All of the above was written with an attempt at irony and humor. If you do not understand my type of humor - don't worry (be happy) - I do, and I had fun writing]