
03-25-2011, 11:34 AM
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the missionary
The Missionary was into his second year in the deepest, and remotest area of Africa, and just when he thought things couldn't get any better the Chief of the Tribe wient into a rampage. The pastor was dragged in front of the whole tribe, and the chief beside himself with anger shouted at him. "Look, my wife gives birth to a boy...and see he is white...not black.....what do you have to say for yourself."
The Pastor knowing that his life is on the line thought for a few minutes then said "Ah yes...he is more likely an albino..."
The Chief fumed..."An Albino....what's the fuck is an Albino?"
The Pastor wasn't too sure of giving a proper answer and said "Well..its a different skin pigmentation to an adult.....for example...see those sheep , well they are all white except for those two black lambs."
The Chief went quiet, and after an awkward silence walked up to the pastor and whispered....."look, what you do to our wives is one thing, what we do the sheep is another thing - so lets keep quiet about this and call it even...."
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