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smooothopr [a Man] Registered From: United States, Texas, Dallas Joined: Mar 01, 2009 Interested in meeting: a Woman For: Discreet Relationship					Block this user (prevent profile and galleries viewing, comments, requests etc)
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About myself/ourselves

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo Women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have make extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Romeo, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Sammy Davis Jr and Elvis in the same room with rest of the rat pac outside the door.

People I'm/We are looking to meet

smooothopr's friends:

• NeroCatcher
• a Man, 58y.o
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• Total: 5555 photo
• Interested in meeting: Couple
• For: Group sex (3 or more)

• oldtiger
• a Woman, 50y.o
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• Total: 13 photo
• Interested in meeting: Couple
• For: Fun

• winstong99
• a Woman, 105y.o
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• For: Fun

• brandygirl312
• a Woman, 38y.o
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• Total: 9 photo
• Interested in meeting: a Man
• For: Fun

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